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May 16th, 2008

12:36 pm I hope all you egg-heads out there remember this poll, the next time you eggulate. Current Mood: cynical

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May 15th, 2008

09:10 pm Re: GH3 Knights of Cydonia is awesome. Current Mood: finished easy

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05:36 pm - Ova or Eggs I've always thought that women donate ova, but I hear more and more women talk about their eggs. Ova sounds kinda coy, but that's what they are called. I was born before Louise Brown -- I think of eggs as something chickens sit on. Poll #1188515 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Ova or eggs? View Answers Women have ova 7 (35.0%) Women have eggs 13 (65.0%) Current Mood: curious

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May 14th, 2008

05:29 pm I need to send thanks to an anonymous benefactor. Because of him or her, this battle station is fully operational again. W00t! I also have to send a big "fuck you!" to whomever changed my LJ Toys static IP info to "Asshole Fuckhead Sacramentalist". I've been called a douche and a creep, but never an asshole fuckhead. Gee. Only my employees call me names like that. Current Mood: accomplished

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01:00 pm - Stubby? Clapp? All I'm saying is a guy named Stubby Clapp would be a less than ideal sex partner. I'd use my "Fuck VD" icon, but my account expired. How can I express myself with only 3 icons???? Current Mood: amused

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May 11th, 2008

01:24 pm - Ooooooooh Why did I have coffee today? I am literally tired of this shit. --- Happy Mother's Day to all you mamas out there. Current Mood: sick

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05:55 am - Running trots I ran 12k/7.5mi tonight. I'm proud, of course, but my insides have fallen apart. I had to stop at a Subway on the way back. Almost didn't make it. I've been a mess since. It's not worth spending the rest of the day, and part of the night on the can. Current Mood: sore

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May 9th, 2008

09:01 am I've been playing Rock Band with my mates. My buddy bought the Boston pack. While playing Smokin' I realized they totally should have "Hammond B3" Hero. I'd like to battle Keith Emerson. And the dude from Kansas. Hey Amacrians. If one state is called Kansas, why is the other one called Ar-kan-saw? Current Music: Carry On Wayward Son

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May 8th, 2008

11:48 am - Don't you hate it when women immediately tell you they have a boyfriend? "Well, I'm always ready to help a beautiful lady. I help the ugly ones too, but I can definitely say you're in the former camp" She Has A Boyfriend - Watch more free videos Current Mood: amused

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May 7th, 2008

09:49 pm - I am so starving The Onion makes my point Current Mood: annoyed

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April 30th, 2008

03:20 pm I have been invited to a salsa party. My joke was "will they provide the Tostitos?" My spell-checker is recommending "prostitute" as a replacement for Tostitos. "Prostitute" "Prostituted" and "Bostitch". What's a bostitch? But I digress... Apparently they will be be providing snackage, as it is in fact a salsa party, and not salsa the dance. This is good, because I can eat better than I can dance. I stink at both, but it'll be a gas. Ha! So, anyone got a kick-ass salsa recipe? I was thinking of trying something with roasted corn & tomatos. What's salsa, anyway? A bunch of crap with coriander and lime juice, right? Easy peasy! Current Mood: accomplished

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April 29th, 2008

12:27 pm So, what are you Amacrians going to do with your rebate cheque? You can buy a lot of Taco Bell for $1200 Even Warren Buffett is saying times are going to get tough. That must be why he's financing Mars. People will ALWAYS buy chocolate. UPDATE: Apparently it's only $600. Not that stimulating, but you all voted him in for $300. Thanks a lot, 'tards! Current Mood: curious

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April 26th, 2008

11:35 am I could videotape them, or photograph them, but you really have to be in the house to appreciate their hijinx. They chase each other from floor to floor. You'd think there was a herd of buffalo upstairs. And the hair. Clumps flying everywhere. C is in love with the West Highland white terrier puppy in the neighbourhood. I don't want us to be known as "The People with Three Cats and a Dog". Help me. "Cool Hand Luke" is on. Oh man, nobody can eat 50 eggs in an hour. I have a big-ass salmon fillet in the freezer. I am thinking of pulling it out for our BBQ tomorrow. It's got be be 18-inches long. Do you think I should cut it up, or grill the whole thing? Maybe I'll just avoid the whole dilemma by grilling steaks. Current Mood: lazy

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April 25th, 2008

09:06 pm - Nobody's Watching 6 seasons of "According to Jim" in 90s Current Mood: amused

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April 22nd, 2008

01:13 pm "Dental Plan!" "Lisa Needs Braces!" "Dental Plan!" "Lisa Needs Braces!" "Dental Plan!" "Lisa Needs Braces!" "Dental Plan!" "Lisa Needs Braces!" "Dental Plan!" "Lisa Needs Braces!" Clearly my employees hate me and want me to go crazy. Luckily, my office has a door. Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: Dental Plan - Lisa Needs Braces

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April 21st, 2008

01:21 pm - Missing people I never knew Some days I miss Phil Hartman. And some days I miss Kurt Vonnegut. Do you miss anyone? UPDATE I'm adding Johnny Cash, and Don Knotts to my "missing" list. Current Mood: pensive

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April 20th, 2008

05:39 pm - propane propane Okay, I got creole-seasoned shrimp on the skewers. I've glazed a pork loin with mustard and rosemary. Strawberries are macerating in balsamic. I have a chicken basting in oil and basalmic. And the potatoes are sliced and ready for the Bobby Flay final treatment before grilling. Now I just need to clean this grill let THE BBQ SEASON BEGINS!!!! What are you eating? Current Mood: accomplished

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April 19th, 2008

06:39 pm Someone on the radio just said she took up the violin at 42. My first response was "that's old..." Then I realized 42 is coming soon for me. Aaaaaah! I better get going on that rock career. Current Mood: scared

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April 18th, 2008

02:02 pm "Abortion is a harsh word. From now on, let's call them reproductive mulligans" - seattleforge I am tired of this abortion issue. Let's talk real issues. Poll #1173327 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Thongs View Answers I am Pro-Visible Pantylines 12 (30.8%) I am Pro-Skank 27 (69.2%) Pick one. There is no middle of the road. You can consider thongs to be "unsightly, unhealthy and unflattering". Or you think it's a woman's right to dress like a whore. Current Mood: productive

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April 17th, 2008

01:02 pm So Rick Hillier, Canada's military head-honcho is stepping down. Like any good Canadian during a press conference, he quoted TPB: Can i quote Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys? Everybody goes through different phrases in life He then ate from a bag of Zesty-Mordant chips. I unwisely wore an orange t-shit today. I just caught myself in the mirror. I look like Aquaman, if played by Jack Black. Current Mood: amused

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