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September 30th, 2008


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09:37 am
This morning on the radio, they were talking about the stinkhorn mushroom, which is so arousing can cause immediate orgasms. The conversation descended to a phone-in about what odd things turn people on. One woman was turned on by smokers in leather with beer on their breath. My girlfriend refers to that as The smell of unemployment. Supposedly, the smell of pumpkin pie is big with men. All I know is it's delicious.

Apparently, I smell nice. It's one of those compliments I actually get. It's a combination of soap, sandalwood, and me. It's not strong, but it lingers on my clothes and bed. Apparently this is a good thing.

What smell rocks your socks?
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From:[info]disolvinggirl
Date:September 30th, 2008 01:50 pm (UTC)
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freshly-showered scott.
vanilla.
slutty trick i used to do when i was going out on dates: vanilla body lotion on my belly. bwahahaha.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 01:54 pm (UTC)
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You sound delicious. Like a a rice krispy square :)

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From:[info]emmabovary
Date:September 30th, 2008 01:51 pm (UTC)
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As you've read in my LJ, I love the smell of my boyfriend. Or, rather, the pre-heart attack smell of my boyfriend. Now he doesn't have any scent. I'm not sure if it is due to the New Non-Smoking Boyfriend, or the 80,000 pills he now must take, but now he smells like nothing. Really. Nothing at all. I miss his smell.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
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That is so sad. I am touched.

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From:[info]phaedie
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:10 pm (UTC)
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vanilla, coconut (suntan lotion) and definitely not beer breath=my daddy ew.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
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vanilla is big, apparently.
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From:[info]uniquefergus
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:15 pm (UTC)
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I am the human stinkhorn mushroom.
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From:[info]skeptictank
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
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Planning to come to Michigan anytime soon?
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From:[info]damncutekitty
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
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I used to love the smell of my ex husband when he was all sweaty. Especially if he had been fixing the car. OMG sweaty man plus the smell of motor oil....*shivers*
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
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Someone called that in too. The smell of work + oil.

One women said she got off, just on the sight of cars.
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From:[info]non_fiction
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:24 pm (UTC)
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Beer breath is gross. Maybe that comes from having two alcoholic parents, I dunno.

I like the way Geoff smells. Once, in high school, after a class trip to Mexico he gave me a ride home. I was wearing his flannel shirt - it was chilly. He forgot to get it from me, I wore it to bed that night and every night until he asked for it back. Then I had to wash it. :(

Rain, freshly dug dirt (that is an AWESOME smell), orange blossoms...yum.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:27 pm (UTC)
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My problem with beer is it makes me belchy, especially when lying prone. Who wants a guy to burp in her mouth? OMG, hot.

I love rain. Lazy rainy days. I wish I could smell it.

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From:[info]immemor
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
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I've spent money on expensive colognes that no one compliments. However, when I get the $10 body spray for men from Bath and Body works, women keep coming up and sniffing me and telling me how great I smell.

The smell of a campfire always makes me feel young.



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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:29 pm (UTC)
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I wonder why that is. Probably the subtlety. You probably just smell clean with a little more.

Maybe colognes smell like "player"
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From:[info]monkeypuncher
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:39 pm (UTC)
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Food, any food... Particularly with garlic.

I want to bone anyone who cooks for me. This makes my relationship with my mother awkward.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
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That's okay. I'd want to bone your mom, too.
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From:[info]silveringridd
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
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my boyfriend's deoderant and cologne. mmmmmm.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
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that's cool, but what else?
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From:[info]beg_jon13
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:52 pm (UTC)
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I mostly smell like me. I actually went a whole year where I didn't even use deodorant. Now I use this salt crystal stuff that doesn't make me smell like everything else but also keeps my shirts from becoming infused with my robust, masculine, pheromonal aroma. That musky Victor Mature like scent. I'd better stop before you all begin making love to your computer monitor based on an irresistable psychosomatic arousal.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:29 pm (UTC)
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Is that why the ladies call you beg_jon?
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From:[info]beg_jon13
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
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Oh wait I was supposed to say what turns me on . . . My fiance's hair and skin smell very nice. That's one thing I've always liked about girls, they smell nice, and I'm not just talking about perfume and lotion smells and that garbage. Also Eucalyptus.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
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Apparently you turn yourself on :)
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From:[info]clevortrevor
Date:September 30th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
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what a strange post from you.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
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Why, because I am immune to smells?
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From:[info]quickly_9
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
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The smell of interested women turns me on.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
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So you like beer breath, then?
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From:[info]skeptictank
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
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Last Saturday I was walking past the mailman and he stopped me to ask what I was wearing (nothing, I had just gotten out of the shower, though) and then on Sunday my 5 year old cousin Libby told me I smelled "like water.... LIKE THE OCEAN!" so I don't know if that means fresh or fishy or what.

I have too many favorite smells to really get into, but I have this pomegranite body butter that makes my bf lose his mind. It's no stinky mushroom, but it's a lot easier to come by.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
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Sounds great. There is a hazelnut and honey lotion here that apparently smells great, but I gotta say, it tastes awful.

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From:[info]bubblemonkey
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC)
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jonthedull's hair. And I'm quite partial to lavender. These two things are not related in any way. ;D
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
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I know people who love lavender, and some who hate it. I wonder what makes it like that.
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From:[info]non_fiction
Date:September 30th, 2008 03:46 pm (UTC)
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I keep forgetting that you cant' smell
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
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The first clue is my email address, silly.
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From:[info]bertine
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
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Sandalwood. I love the smell of sandalwood. Freshly showered guys. Um... I don't know what else.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
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Hey, That's me!
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From:[info]may_lyn
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
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fresh cut grass. or fresh cut lumber. and a man who's been working, but was clean showered that morning. :D (pat in long sleeved teeshirt and flannel shirt with sleeves rolled up over his forearms, with suspenders over...yowsa! lumberjack fantasies.)
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
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need some wood?
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From:[info]chloe_child
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC)

armpits

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seriously.
men's armpits.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)

Re: armpits

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The show had a caller who loved the smell of armpits. She was nuts about them.

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From:[info]jonthedull
Date:September 30th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
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Bacon!
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From:[info]non_fiction
Date:September 30th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
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I was going to comment, 'the smell of pork cooking' but I didn't want to give Steve an opening.

Pork roast. Sausage. Bacon. Chorizo. Pancetta! GOD BLESS THE PIG.
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From:[info]non_fiction
Date:September 30th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:September 30th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
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Confidence is VERY sexy
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From:[info]villainslair
Date:September 30th, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
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There's this Axe Phoenix scent that I enjoyed so much, I had to buy the travel size...just to have the scent if I needed something warm, comforting, and nice to sniff.

I also like the smell of a dryer running/the lint trap, wood burning, pound cake/angel food cake baking, and this vanilla raspberry scent that apparently goes well with my skin scent.

Nothing's better than that Axe scent, though. I think there's pheromones in it or something.

...posts like this make me sorry you can't smell.
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From:[info]binro33
Date:September 30th, 2008 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Movie popcorn.
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From:[info]onyerbike
Date:October 1st, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
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Don't laugh.

Old Spice.
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From:[info]sacramentalist
Date:October 1st, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
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You like to hang out at the Legion, then? Hahaha!
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From:[info]mandydax
Date:October 4th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
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I can't really think of a smell that turns me on. I think chocolate is good for it, though.

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