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Created on 2003-11-28 12:37:34 (#1492508), last updated 2009-07-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Sacramentalist |
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| Birthdate: | 1970-01-10 |
| Location: | Windsor, Ontario, Canada |
| Website: | http://www.stevecantsmell.com |
Bio
We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. H. L. Mencken
Capricorn
A recovering Catholic, I would be an iconoclast if it didn't require effort. I am an anglophone male of french canadian descent.
I use words like "iconoclast" because it makes me sound smarterer.
I'm a middle-manager (pointy-haired boss) for a large regional ISP in southwestern Ontario. What do I do? I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS, dammit!
My two favourite novels are: Joseph Heller's Catch-22 and Graham Swift's Waterland.
Elvis Costello is a musical God
'2001: A Space Odyssey' is the best film, ever.
My bowling average is 152 and steady.
I like my coffee like I like my women: bitter.
On puns: Puns are like farts -- they hurt when you hold them in, so just let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible.
I was married to an Elton John fan. I understand sacrifices.
We is Love
What the critics say about me
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beg_jon13 -- Hep, king of my friends pagebertine -- Fun! MORE!bodacia -- kitteny, ansty, and mushyclevortrevor -- it makes me feel like i kinda know you! punny and iconyctakahara -- Readable and entertaining? I don't know. Sure!dancingleaf -- words in coherent amusing arrangements (mostly)dg76 -- funemkachan -- woot!eviltechmonkey -- Enlighteningfreydis -- Awesome! Tim Horton on Crack!huckfinn -- An easy readidioticpoet -- an interesting sequence of sentences.immemor -- A Canadian goodwill ambassador. Winning hearts and mindsjediwarrior -- Very entertaining.jencottrell -- Entertaining and Intelligentjenmcd -- not enough kittehsjonthedull -- Like a warm cup of coffee. Sexy emo cat food porn photos for philosophersmandydax -- A place to pimp myself as a Comment Whore. Banana creme pie and a chocolate shakemonkeypuncher -- Pendulummonkeytonic -- that guy in canada who is pretty awesome.morgyne -- funmykirulz -- Effervescentnon_fiction -- FUCKIN AWESOMEnuala -- Any excuse for escapist voyeurism...polyranger -- Canadianquellybelly -- Angsty, mushy pussyquickly_9 -- Poll-y, with adjectivesrachel_bartlett -- Glorious and inspiring! Canadian!sacramentalist -- Solipsisticscotia_girl -- silly kitten and/or girlfriend mush, duh.shereenb -- Entertaining, thought-provoking lewdity. With catsthe_fuzzy_bunny -- I love it.tubenerd -- interesting| COMBAT CARDS 2.1 |
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30 something, 30+, a confederacy of dunces, anosmia, bacon, battlestar galactica, beer, being in love, being swept away, bela fleck, books, borges, broken hearts, buddhism, c.s. lewis, canada, cats, cheese, chess, classical literature, coen brothers, computers, cooking, csound, cuddling, darwinism, david lynch, debian, debian gnu/linux, diatonic harmonica, doctor who, douglas adams, douglas hofstadter, dr strangelove, elvis costello, esperanto, family guy, flannery o'connor, food, geek girls, gnu, gnu project, gnu/linux, good kissers, greek mythology, guinness, h.p. lovecraft, hand-made books, harmonica, heart break, internet, jazz, john irving, johnny cash, joni mitchell, joseph campbell, kate bush, kinks, kissing, kurt vonnegut, leonard cohen, letter writing, linux, literature, lord of the rings, monty python, monty python's flying circus, movies, mr. show, mst3k, mystery science theater 3000, mythology, nanowrimo, national public radio, new wave, newcastle beer, nigella, npr, orwell, paganism, procrastination, radiohead, reading, romanticism, running, rye, science, scotch, shakespeare, simpsons, sloth, smart people, stanley kubrick, star trek, star wars, straight dope, sushi, sweaters, synthpop, talking heads, the beatles, the flaming lips, the kinks, the postal service, the simpsons, the sopranos, they might be giants, tmbg, tolkien, twin peaks, u2, ubuntu, unix, used book stores, watching people, wii, william blake, wine, women, writing, xtc, zombies
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