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Carbo-loading for 38 years

Created on 2003-11-28 12:37:34 (#1492508), last updated 2009-07-13

46,366 comments received, 36,620 comments posted

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Name:Sacramentalist
Birthdate:1970-01-10
Location:Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Website:http://www.stevecantsmell.com
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We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. H. L. Mencken

Capricorn

A recovering Catholic, I would be an iconoclast if it didn't require effort. I am an anglophone male of french canadian descent.

I use words like "iconoclast" because it makes me sound smarterer.

I'm a middle-manager (pointy-haired boss) for a large regional ISP in southwestern Ontario. What do I do? I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS, dammit!

My two favourite novels are: Joseph Heller's Catch-22 and Graham Swift's Waterland.

Elvis Costello is a musical God

'2001: A Space Odyssey' is the best film, ever.

My bowling average is 152 and steady.

I like my coffee like I like my women: bitter.

On puns: Puns are like farts -- they hurt when you hold them in, so just let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible.

I was married to an Elton John fan. I understand sacrifices.


We is Love




What the critics say about me


[info]beg_jon13 -- Hep, king of my friends page
[info]bertine -- Fun! MORE!
[info]bodacia -- kitteny, ansty, and mushy
[info]clevortrevor -- it makes me feel like i kinda know you! punny and icony
[info]ctakahara -- Readable and entertaining? I don't know. Sure!
[info]dancingleaf -- words in coherent amusing arrangements (mostly)
[info]dg76 -- fun
[info]emkachan -- woot!
[info]eviltechmonkey -- Enlightening
[info]freydis -- Awesome! Tim Horton on Crack!
[info]huckfinn -- An easy read
[info]idioticpoet -- an interesting sequence of sentences.
[info]immemor -- A Canadian goodwill ambassador. Winning hearts and minds
[info]jediwarrior -- Very entertaining.
[info]jencottrell -- Entertaining and Intelligent
[info]jenmcd -- not enough kittehs
[info]jonthedull -- Like a warm cup of coffee. Sexy emo cat food porn photos for philosophers
[info]mandydax -- A place to pimp myself as a Comment Whore. Banana creme pie and a chocolate shake
[info]monkeypuncher -- Pendulum
[info]monkeytonic -- that guy in canada who is pretty awesome.
[info]morgyne -- fun
[info]mykirulz -- Effervescent
[info]non_fiction -- FUCKIN AWESOME
[info]nuala -- Any excuse for escapist voyeurism...
[info]polyranger -- Canadian
[info]quellybelly -- Angsty, mushy pussy
[info]quickly_9 -- Poll-y, with adjectives
[info]rachel_bartlett -- Glorious and inspiring! Canadian!
[info]sacramentalist -- Solipsistic
[info]scotia_girl -- silly kitten and/or girlfriend mush, duh.
[info]shereenb -- Entertaining, thought-provoking lewdity. With cats
[info]the_fuzzy_bunny -- I love it.
[info]tubenerd -- interesting

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