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Just seeing if anyone is monitoring this Russian web site
Dear NSA;

Sedition! Anarchy! Jihad! Marx!

- Me

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You're already on the watch list for using a Russian site, comrade.

From now on, my patronym is Stefan Pavelovich Petrovsky

But you can call me Stipan. Or Stepka.

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I think I'm gonna make this my mantra.

Or battle-cry.

I'm so sorry, but you can no longer set foot on U.S. soil you commie bastard. Ermagherd.

I hate your freedoms!

Banning large ammo cartridges? I did that!

You forgot to add the vodka.

I wonder if modern revolutionaries have a special drink

I'm gonna be in Canada at the end of the month! Thunder Bay. That's like in the same province. :3 You should come along! :D

Yeah, I'll just pop over

Then we can do a day trip to Lake Louise and anothe to Gross Morne.

Edited at 2013-06-15 11:57 am (UTC)

You commented! You're in their records now

Make sure you don't say things like PETN, RDX, or ANFO. I mean one is a drug used for cardiac problems, the other is a car, and the last one, the Armenian Naturists For Ostriches, all sound like things that go boom.

Ostriches are nation security risks! We've had our heads buried in the sand for too long.

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It's a cutesy and empty motto

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My Tourettes gets me in trouble at airport customs.

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