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donkey
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There was a very heavy-set older fellow with a cane crossing the street the other day. He had a fisherman cap and a full beard. He stepped off the curb before the light changed red. I think he was expecting me to stop for the yellow. I'm so glad I didn't hit him. All I thought was I could have killed GRR Martin and the world would never forgive me.

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I'm mad at you just thinking that it could have happened.

On another note. I once came across a bongo-playing cab driver (he played WHILE DRIVING) in Denver that looked EXACTLY like GRRM. Everything clicked into place; of course all the books are taking ridiculously long to write, GRRM is off playing cab-bongos and running red lights to the rhythm of his magnificent conga.

I bet his cabbie name is George R R Martillo. Tee hee.



Perfect! I wish LJ had like buttons. This is comedy gold.

'Cause a martillo is a bongo pattern.

Edited at 2013-06-12 05:56 pm (UTC)

PERFECT. His real name is Pat Krohn and that is MUCH less comical. [http://thekrohnicles.com/about-the-author]

Edited at 2013-06-12 05:25 pm (UTC)

Everyone should make an effort to be as nice as possible to all 60-something heavyset men with beards for the next couple decades.

Agreed. There are way too many characters that haven't yet died horrifically. We must take every precaution.

Why do people walk against the light?!?! Especially people that are not quick on their feet?!? geez!!!

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