Did you hear there is an avocado crime-wave in New Zealand?
It makes me think of this very NSFW Oglaf comic.
I mean, what's more strangely adorable than an avocado begging for sex? "Sex with Avocado! Sex with Avocado!"
Tue, 19:13: To people crying over a lion: Yes, it's sad. How many pigs, chickens and cows have you eaten this year? Rein it in with a little…
I'd like to say I've been ghosted by better people, but they were all pretty shitty.
I have a distracting hatred of The Today Show. It's a Hatha-hate bitch-eating-crackers anger. I forget about it until I'm switching channels while…