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sacramentalist

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Wife: OK. This is great. I'm not gonna stress about today?

Me: That's great!

In my head: JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE SHOWER. THE CLOTHES ARE NEVER GOING TO DRY. WE STILL HAVE TO GET BEER AD GET YOUR MOM! WE ARE GOING TO BE SO LATE! WE ARE GOING TO CRASH ON THE WAY THERE.



I'm much more mellow in appearance.